My feet are so dry and cracked. I think it's because it is so dry here and I don't drink enough water. Maggie's feet are dry and starting to hurt her. I told her that I would help her out.
I pretended to be a pedicure lady and scrubbed her feet with a loofa and soap. Then, I dried them and put lots of lotion and a pair of my socks on her feet. She was asking me about why I put socks on her.
I told her that it was like she was the spa. She asked me what a spa was, so I told her that it was a place where they rub your back and your face and paint your nails and feed you chocolate.
"WHAT?!". She was shocked.
"Mama, can I start saving my pennies to go there right now?!".