Kitchen timer

Patrick's new favorite game is to take our Kitchen timer and use it like an alarm clock. He makes us pretend to go to sleep. We have to snore and close our eyes.

He sets the timer and makes it go off. Then, when the timer goes off, we "wake up" and yell and he laughs hysterically.

The funniest part is that Patrick calls this his clock.

Guess what letter he doesn't pronounce when he is saying clock?

L

So, Patrick runs around our house yelling "where's my cock?".